Apparently there’s not just one sort of sport infesting the airwaves at the moment, but two. There’s some sort of tennis bash going on at Wimbledon, when it can get a mention past the coverage of the football.

Of course both are equally tedious unless you’re actually taking part, but it seems that one particular tennis match has been quite spectacularly and world-beatingly long-drawn-out and boring. Let’s go over to our commentator at the Guardian for more details, and a sports commentary that’s actually worth reading for once (starts to get interesting at 4:05 p.m.).